Otherwise known as Timofonica Vomistar.

I am just making a public service announcement, please take note of the below, if you value your health/sanity and at all need to access the internet.

For god's sake do not sign up to a contract with Telefonica or Movistar. They are the most incompetent, unpleasant and thoroughly disagreeable company in Spain. You would be better served using two tin cans and a piece of string.

I will shortly be writing up our year's of experiences with them for a complaint to the Oficina d'Atenció al Consumidor and will past it here. But for now, please heed my advice or on your own head be it.

M.