MM: Portugal came in rated fifth in the world and scored more goals in Euro qualifying than anyone else on the continent. The greatest win in US World Cup history (there have only been about three wins, though) was in 1950 when we beat England 1-0. Not the greatest win ever, but this has to be a huge upset...

At least now we won't finish DEAD LAST like in France. We only scored one goal (your boy McBride) back in '98, and lost to Iran. We'll leave the "dead last" to Saudi Arabia, after getting thumped by Alemania in the opener 8-0.