Just been tormenting myself by looking at the menus on the Museo del Jamon website.

After going through it in Spanish, some of which meant little to me, not being a Spanish speaker (although I do try to look at sites in the native language first to try to get the general gist and to learn a bit), I decided to use the Babel Fish translater on the 'Specialities' on the menu page and found that I can conveniently send my husband in for a "QUICK SHAVE WITH PRAWNS" .

Wonder what other special offers there are around the place? I know Madrid is a wonderful place, but didn't realise quite what was possible.

Jo-Anne