Marco: Thanks for reinforcing my knowledge of how well the Spanish understand sarcasm.

You haven't lived until you've passed out bloated with 64 ounces of Coca Cola, only to wake up at 4:00 a.m. as your thumb, which is stuck with fountain drink syrup to the channel changing button of the remote control in your hand, mindlessly scans through those 300 channels of "mindless crap and corporate publicity". Oh paradise!