More on Ibiza:

If you don't go to Mykonos, go to Ibiza. Fly there. Don't waste time on a 9-hour ferry ride from Valencia. Get there fast. Rent a scooter/car. (Not at Tony's off Calle España -- too expensive.) Don't stay in San Antonio -- too far from Ibiza Town (boring). Go to Formentera for extreme tranquility.

Be prepared to eat at 11:00pm. (Don't eat the fish or drink the water.) Sleep from 12:30am to 2am (disco nap), then go out. Party 'till 7am in San Rafael at Privilege or Amnesia. At Amnesia, pay to get up to the VIP lounge (about 2.000 ptas.). Sleep 'till 1pm. Hit the beach at 2pm (Spain's siesta time) 'till 5pm. Do it all over again.

Watch your friends at home drool over your dark tan when you go home.

-solopod