Patrick was on a holiday in Madrid and went into a Spanish restaurant across the street from the bull ring. In the restaurant Patrick saw five waiters coming out of the kitchen singing. Diego the main waiter was carrying a large tray with a cover over it. The customer was very excited when Diego put down the tray in front of him and removed the cover. Patrick could see from his table large pieces of meat.
Later Patrick asked Diego about the food that the customer ordered. Diego replied that the food was the testicles from the bull that was killed yesterday in the bull ring.
The next day Patrick returned to the restaurant and ordered the bull testicles meal. Diego went into the kitchen and returned with the covered tray along with the singing waiters.
Diego places the tray in front of Patrick and removed the cover. Patrick was disappointed that the size of the testicles was small. He asked Diego why the testicles were not the same size that the customer had yesterday. Diego told Patrick, "Sometimes the bull wins."
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Jim Costello
New York City