There you go again with those great jokes, gazpacho. I know I speak for all of us when I say that your tongue-in-cheek comments make us roll with laughter.
Democrats: Tax-and-Spend
Republicans: Spend-but-don't-Tax
Democrats: Tax everyone equally
Republicans: Tax only the lower 99% of the population
Democrats: More passive and seeking world harmony
Republicans: If it moves, KILL IT. Kill it twice if we can make money on it
Democrats: competitive bidding for government contracts
Republicans: Ah, just give it to Haliburton and our other cronies
Democrats: pay the prevailing wage to workers
Republicans: pay FEMA full-scale and they'll pay workers less than the prevailing wage
Democrats: "Let's all just get along."
Republicans: "Do what we say or we'll sanction your commi butts - or maybe you'd prefer 'Shock and awe' to rain down on you!"
Democrats: Raise taxes to pay for healthcare & build infrastructure (those crazy Canadians are so silly - they have such miserable live and terrified with rampant crime)
Republicans: Don't raise taxes but pay for pet projects (i.e. unnecessary wars) by cutting spending (again) on
frivolous programs like education
Democrats: vigilant over environmental concers including global warming
Republicans: Global warming? What's that? It doesn't exist. We've just concluded an
independent study and it's nothing but a farce. Besides, if it DID exist, it would harm our economy by liquidating jobs (at least the few remaining which we haven't sent to other countries - yet). Better to let our children deal with this fictional problem (along with the deficit) as well as a skyrocketing percentage of skin cancer, rising seas, disappearing coastlines and useable agriculture land, drought, and year-round summer in Alaska!
Democrat politicians: Give to Hurricane Katrina relief
Republican politicians: Give to Hurricane Katrina relief (hey, what do *I* get out of this?) and we'll give most of that to Haliburton and our other non-competitive-bidding buddies
Democrats: Fiscal responsibility
Republicans: Huh?
Democrats: Halt nuclear proliferation
Republicans: Halt
nucular perliferation (except for us. he he he...
)
Yup. It's true. (joking here) We democrats are a bunch of communist moon bats and will bring the eventual end of civilisation.
http://www.RedCross.org/ http://www.bushclintonkatrinafund.org/ Saludos, MadridMan