I don't know but i feel like lauphing.

John Kerry walks into a bar, the bartender says,
"Why the long face ?"

There once was a man who was so proud of the fact that he had six kids that he insisted on calling his wife "mother of six."

His wife hated this name and asked him repeatedly not to call her that, but he was a stubborn man and was very proud that he had six kids.

One evening they were at a dinner party for his company and it was getting close to the time that they should be leaving. The husband yelled from across the room over to his wife, "mother of six, are you ready to go?"

Annoyed with his question, she responded, "In a minute, Father of four."

Where's the reference to SPAIN??? This is the General Spain Chatter forum, don'tcha know. All NON-Spain-Related discussions should be posted in the ... ummm.. NON-Spain Discussion forum, eh? I'm moving it there now...

Saludos, MadridMan

Here's one with a "Christmas" Theme:

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said "you may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols".

Two white horses fell in the mud and three black horses came out.....

Did you get it? or did you also fall in the mud...

Hi All,

I have a joke, but I'm not sure everyone will like it... Let's just leave all hangups at the door and not have a war like we do on the political dicussion threads... cool?

Here it is ( in Spanish):

Un madrileño en Barcelona entra en un bar y pide una caña en castellano.

El camarero se la pone y le dice:
-"Són noranta-cinc cèntims"

El madrileño deja sobre la barra noventa céntimos y sigue tomándose la caña tranquilamente.

A lo que el camarero le dice:
-"Escolti falten cinc cèntims"

Y el madrileño, ni caso, como quien oye llover.

A lo que el camarero, ya rebotado, le suelta:
-"Escolti que em deu cinc cèntims; no em faci muntar un nombre ....M'està escoltant perfectament."

Y el madrileño a lo suyo, tomándose la birrita, como si estuviese sólo en el local.

Por fin, el camarero, rojo de ira y, escupiendo las palabras dice:
-"¡¡Oiga desgraciado!! Me está oyendo y entendiendo perfectamente, págueme los cinco céntimos que me debe"

A lo que el madrileño sonriendo y echando mano al bolsillo para pagarle, contesta:
-"Ya sabía yo que por cinco céntimos acababas hablando castellano.........."

Espero que os guste.
andrew

2 oranges walk into a bar.One looks at the other and says, "your round".

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

"Do I have to eat my Brussel sprouts?"

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