Where do we sign Wolf? After the enjoyment you've given me reading your posts in the past, adopting you would save us money as we can throw out the TV, cancel the satellite subscription, stop buying CDs, forget about dining out, going to football (damn, soccer - I meant soccer!) and the beach because I am sure you would keep me and wife amused constantly listening to your stories!
You're welcome anytime! No kids to worry about here but you may meet my mum occasionally
as she lives in the garage. And don't worry about the bathroom floor - my wife's aim is not brilliant either after a night of Pacharan!