Cali,
Señor Lobo here! You goofed! It's a monthly paper. It takes that long to collect enough sheets from the bottom of bird cages for printing and distribution -
You forgot to mention that I also do bachelorette parties, and have my own flea collar.
On a further note, I checked the ads at SiE and found that Mr. Anchovy's bikini is a likeness of the Union Jack, whereas my attire is always a fur coat, and a necklace of limburger cheese which I use as deodorant on hot days -
Of course black tie affairs require me to hit the sheep dip to change my fur to a deep raven color, and I wear a cheesehead hat to distinguish my pedigree.
Being a nearly extinct critter in some areas, I am always treated like royalty. That's why Anchovy & the Mrs. always keep a fresh bowl of water for me sitting in the corner next to the litter box which I use, and they change at least six times a day in self defense -
As Mrs. Anchovy says, I'm kind of a "carpenter dog." Anyway that's what I gather from her words. She actually says I do a lot of odd jobs in the corners, so that must be what it means....
Señor Lobo (Wolf in disguise, don'cha know?)
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