Jo,
I was going to mention that. You beat me to it.
I didn't look for the ad, but I think it went something like this;
"Short, fat, dumpy, Englishman, whose breath smells like anchovies, available for ironing duties. Works diligently on the patio in his bikini, and only requires being hosed down with water about once a day. Only those into the macabre should request services. I make house calls! Working in sandals optional."
That might not be perfect, but should be pretty darned close -
Anchovy, would you confirm this please? :p
Wolf (Who's got to get a picture of this to show his friends.
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