A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant in Madrid,they were advertising that they served the testicles of the bull who lost the fight at the local bullring.
Intrigued the man went inside only to find there was a six week waiting list to get to eat the losers testicles.
So he signed up and went back six weeks later.
When he got his meal there were two teeny weeny testicles on his plate.
He called the waiter over to complain,"ive waited six weeks for bull testicles, what are these?"
"Sir" the waiter said " the bull does not always lose"