You can eat an entire breakfast in Museo del Jamon and never look up. In addition, you have a caña instead of OJ and don't think twice about it.

You can walk out of any exit of El Corte Ingles and know exactly where you are.

Your travel alarm clock radio is set to the exact Madrid time and radio stations when you arrive.

You put pimenton in your Campbell's bean and bacon soup.

Any others?

Before anyone else says it, I will add: You can never spend too much time in Madrid!

Good one, Mongo!

You know you're spending too much time in Madrid...

If you think topmantas are colorful characters!

If you believe that a breakfast of churros and hot chocolate is a well balanced meal.

If you don't think twice about walking from km 0 to the Prado Museum, even though you are over fifty and with a few pounds too many.

If having dinner before 9:00 p.m. makes you feel like a spotty teenager!

If going to bed before 3 a.m. is an early night!

Cheers!

What is an OJ, Mongo?

You start making enormous sandwiches with ham and chorizo for lunch.

'O'range 'J'uice

Thanks, Miche.