Good one, Mongo!
You know you're spending too much time in Madrid...
If you think topmantas are colorful characters!
If you believe that a breakfast of churros and hot chocolate is a well balanced meal.
If you don't think twice about walking from km 0 to the Prado Museum, even though you are over fifty and with a few pounds too many.
If having dinner before 9:00 p.m. makes you feel like a spotty teenager!
If going to bed before 3 a.m. is an early night!
Cheers!