I just heard that Penelope and Melanie are coming together to do a CD for India. Lots of stars are going to be on it. Who would like to bet that Penelope and Tom will be married by next year?
Salud a amor!

and divorced the following year .

Didn´t know Melanie could sing. Oh India...don´t ruin your reputation please!!!

Maybe he'll suck her into scientology... egads poor girl.

Aster,
haven't you left yet

Hey toddy & Asterault: STOP POKING each other!

Who cares
Penelope is hot!
I heard she's a madridman member

MadridMan, if you need me to sit between Asterault and Toddy, let me know.

Penelope Cruz is NOT hot, and she's a member of that other wannabe site, since she's always second place with a good thing [see "Tom"]....

CaliBasco [Who was last seen poking other internet site proprietors!] :p :p

I agree with Calibasco, Penelope is not hot and if she wasn't famous and just a regular person, half the people that are looking at her now, would never take a second glance.

But you know, fame has a way of making everyone look a little sexy... look at Ben Afflect and Franka Potente, both average people, but now everyone thinks they are one of the most 50 beautiful people in the world.

Maybe I should become famous and then George Clooney will take a second look at me

roses

Listen, "CaliBasco," if that is your real name... betta watch it... The MM (the other "MM" - the evil one) crew has hired me to take you out... last seen in a McDonalds in Barcelona... watch it 'vato, I got a Filet-O-Fish.

You better watch it Cali...I have met Aster personally and he means business...

And if you aren´t careful, Penelope might lash you with a wet french fry...afterall, the last time I saw her she was hawking that Catalan Cava... Frexinet here on TV around New Year´s...

Oooh ooohh...I can see it now, Calibasco and Asterault tussling on the floor of a BK in Barcelona over a dried up fillet-o-fish with Penelope lashing them with a wet french fry...

Sorry, my imagination got the better of me... was just trying to cruise back on track (pun totally intended) with Penelope.

Ok, I´ll shut up now!

Cruise... at just 80kmh honey, sorry. Speaking of cruise, Penelope dates him? If that is his real name... Penelope last seen plastered on the side of El Corte Inglés at Nuevos Ministerios.

Basco... waitin' for you... cholo...

Cruz is hot!!!
7 out of 10 men would agree.

and when is the cat fight Calibasco? Asterault?

I want to put this on Madridmans cam and take some bets.

(Diclaimer: Joe sambuca really wants them to kiss and make up so he's provoking them to a common enemy)

I'm just playin. To show I am, my new name is PennaCastellano.

Look, Jerky...

Everyone thinks actresses like Penelope Cruz are hot. All I can say is, Asterault, watch your back...you'd better bring more than a Filet-o-Pescado to the fight with a Basco...

P.S. Perejil es nuestra! Hey, MM!!! :p

During our last outing around barrio La Latina we spotted Penelope(a.k.a. "Pene" :o !)'s sister Monica Cruz, and they couldn't be more similar, only "Moni" had curly dyed blonde hair. All I can say is there are thousands of Spanish girls just as attractive as Penelope Cruz or more (and British, and Swedish, Danish, Australian, Russian, American, Mexican,......)you just have to take a walk around.
There are at this moment two young actesses that are very much "in" at the moment and that are B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L: Paz Vega and Elsa Pataki (Richie, check them out, ha, ha!)

There is a tongue-in-cheek tv program (can you say that?) called "Caiga quien caiga" or "CQC" that last X-mas when the Cruz-Cruise couple were here made Tom say: "'YO AMO A PENE'"(or rather something like: "io amou a peinei"), it was pretty silly but also hilarious

I'd say Melanie Griffith is very well liked in Spain, each time they come here for a little holidays, at least a couple of times a year, she tries to speak Spanish and it's very cute, she's 'muy simpatica'.

Jeez... I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

cue...

Nobody expects the....

Ouch, there's too much "p" envy here. Pene baby, since Carne Tremula I have not been able to pick up my mouth from the floor(even with a Big Barca Mac in my mouth)!

Sorry folks, but here in Cali the stars have fallen for Penelope. One of my friends is a "step-sister" with Mat D. and he really tried to attack. Oh well, the best American man won, Señor Cruise!

visca la Barca, Penelope, and of course Shakira!!!