Hey connie, who is this Shubenacadie Sam character? Maybe he or she is an imposter to the throne from Eastern Canada? Around here we worship Wiarton Willie, who didn't see his shadow today. Check him out at
www.wiarton-willie.org/index.cfm Remember kiddies, Wiarton Willie IS Canada's Groundhog (I'm not making that up).
The only problem with having Wiarton Willie is that we don't know whether to worship him or to eat him. Groundhog doesn't taste as good as our staple diet, venison brain, but you know with all those Mad Venison running around, folks here are scared (and hungry). We can't just eat rock candy and molasses chews, or else we'll get scurvy. Looks like it will be back to chewing tree bark again (I thought that would be over after the Moose scare of '96).
If only I were in Madrid, then I wouldn't have to deal with these hardships