Like Cali, I don't mind being called anything (and rest assured I've been called things in far more languages than I'd care to discuss -
), as long as I'm not called late for dinner.
I'm tired of getting discriminated on for clothing sizes. When you wear a XXXL t-shirt like I do, I'm forced to "register" as a person who goes to "Big & Tall men's" stores. This is unfair. They make you feel like you're shopping for outfits that are too small for the Goodyear blimp. I think clothing that fits the average sized man, and below, should be identified by using things like "Wuss," for small, "Wimp" for medium, "Asi Asi," for large, and "Real Man," with stars behind it to indicate each "X" for us big guys. For the "L," change the color of the star to gold, to show we're really, really, really hunks of pure gold -
Of course, these tags, that show the real sizes, should be removable, and there should be a "medium" tag permanently attached to each garment. That's in case we want to tell someone we've lost weight, and want to prove it, even if we cast a much bigger shadow - :p
Wolf (Whose wife whapped him alongside the head when he asked her if a woman's 18W stood for 18 with a "W"addle, or Wide body. I just don't understand why women are so sensitive -
)