well, it made me laugh, I have a lot of faults, but fortunately I have a great taste for humour; in fact one of my favorite dishes (it's very cheap in my country, like o.5$, but expensive in Spain 6-7$) is boquerones fritos...
Nicole was right, it was very bad! I'd been waiting for someone else to post it, but it looks like other people have a sense of shame! But thank you all for the kind words