This is FUN! (Glad that Deibid ended up working with a fellow board member)
Found some more
A palabras necias, oidos sordos - Take no notice of the stupid things some people say
Al perro flaco, todo son pulgas - It never rains but it pours
Dame pan y dime tonto - I don't care what you think of me so long as I get what I want
De casi no se muere nadie - A miss is as good as a mile
A la puta y al barbero nadie los quiere viejos - It's a young man's game(???)
Here's one I've not been able to suss out, I suspect it may be a Bible quotation...
Cada mochuelo a su olivo Found some (but not all) translations at this website:
proverbs page