Paco, that's a great link!!
I am really looking forward to seeing him at Malaga when he plays here next season. I won't bait him too much....
Actually I think he's a great footballer and I hope he fits in well over here. Still couldn't resist putting a few more here though...... Try these......
Q...How do you make Posh and Beck's laugh on Friday?
A...Tell them a joke on Tuesday.
Q...What did Posh say to Beck's when she found out she was pregnant?
A...Are you sure it's mine David....?
Q... What's the difference between David Beckham and a supermarket trolley?
A... The trolley has a mind of it's own.
Q... Why does Beckham have T.G.I.F printed on the front of his boots?
A... Toes Go In First!
What have Posh Spice and David Beckham got in common?
They're both crap footballers.
Why does Posh Spice always go on top when she and Beckham are having sex?
Beckham can only screw up.
Posh Spice and David Beckham were sat in front of the Television (both in her underwear) watching the Six o'clock news. The headline feature was a man who was threatening to jump off the Clifton Suspension Bridge onto the busy road below. Posh turns to Beckham and says "Dave, I bet you £5000 that he jumps!" to which Beckham replies "5000! Done" The pair shake on it and continue watching the commotion on the TV. Sure enough, the man jumps and hits the road below with a loud thud. Beckham takes 5000 out of his pocket and gives it to Posh. "I can't take that from you, Dave" she says. "I was cheating. I saw the five o'clock news so I knew what was going to happen. I can't accept that money". Beckham replies "No Posh. The money is yours fair and square. I was cheating too, I saw the news at five. I just didn't think he would do it again!!!"