Lol miche!
Michael Portillo or David Beckham - who do you think Real would prefer?
Oh, but we all know that David Beckham deffo ISN'T going to Real don't we?
Although rumour does have it that he is hankering after wearing a pareo in the Plaza Mayor
Don't worry miche, I don't have a clue about footy either, although I can enjoy an evening watching 22 Spanish men, in Spain, running around aimlessly in shorts if I really really have to
Did I say that?
Jo