Oh no!!!!
I planned on smashing a couple of ripe tomatoes over my head on the day of the big event!! Now I'm going to have to wait until next year, unless they'll give me a dispensation to do it posthumously...
I don't know why, but this seems it would be a fantastic way to let off steam. I suggested to my wife that we could do it at home. She looked at me and laughed;
"We could get a couple dozen people involved. Get about 500 pounds of tomatoes!" I said, half seriously.
"At $1.69 a pound for tomatoes?" She said, "So... who's going to pay for them?"
Crestfallen, I slinked away to my office. My computer doesn't act like a bean counter.
Wolf (Licking his wounds. It sounded like a great idea!)