Anchovy front- shame on you, not letting Cheryl in on the Spanish birthday tradition! Cheryl, he needs to buy you a drink as the Spanish invite their friends on their birthday!
I've stayed at Los Amigos, wow, exactly 10 years ago (how time flies). Anyway, it's a bit out of the city buy they have transportation and you can catch a bus from the road- duh, you're hiring a car. Nevermind. It's right across from the beach. Steer clear of the people trying to sell timeshares. If you choose to bathe topless at the pool, you'll surely be chatted up by many British men while their wives smack them with their handbags.