Windas 98 Brooklyn Edition
It has come to our attention dat a coupula copies of the
WINDAS 98/BROOKLYN EDITION may have accidentally bin shipped
outsida Brooklyn. If ya got one a deese, you may need some
help understandin' da commands.

Da Brooklyn edition may be recognized by da unique openin'
screen. It reads:

"WINDAS 98," wit a background picture of Grand Army Plaza.
When you start da program, instead of da usual "harpy,
stringy" music, you hear da teme from "da Godfadda." It is
also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava. Please also note:

-Recycle Bin is labeled: Staten Island
-My Computer is called: My Friggin' Computa
-Inbox is referred to as: Da Trunk
-Deleted Items are called: Whacked, Erased, or Rubbed Out
-Dial up Networking goes by: Da Bar
-Control Panel is known as: Da Bosses
-Performin' an "illegal
operation" is known as: Enhancin' the family business
and will actually maximize
WINDAS 98/BROOKLYN EDITION
program instead of shuttin'
it down.
-Hard Drive is known as: Da BQE at Rush Hour
-Error messages read: You ain't gonna friggin'
believe dis!"

OTHER CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA BROOKLYN EDITION:

-OK..........Sure ting
-Cancel......Fugetaboutit
-Reset.......Start Ova
-Yes.........Yeah
-No..........Nah
-Find........Put a contract out on
-Browse......Get a looksee
-Back........U-Toin
-Help........(Help ain't available - youz don't need no
friggin' help)
-Stop........Knock it off
-Start.......Move it!
-Settings....Here's da Rules

Also note dat any voice recognition software run on da BROOKLYN
EDITION platform don't recognize da letta "R."

Some programs and udder accessories dat are exclusive to WINDAS
98:

Typa..........A word processin' program
Printa........Printer
Calculata.....Calculator
Solitaire.....Seven Card Stud

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received
a copy of da BROOKLYN EDITION. You may return it to Microsoft
for a replacement version. Youse got a problem wit dat?