I just heard that Penelope and Melanie are coming together to do a CD for India. Lots of stars are going to be on it. Who would like to bet that Penelope and Tom will be married by next year?
Salud a amor!

and divorced the following year .

Didn´t know Melanie could sing. Oh India...don´t ruin your reputation please!!!

Maybe he'll suck her into scientology... egads poor girl.

Aster,
haven't you left yet

Hey toddy & Asterault: STOP POKING each other!

Who cares
Penelope is hot!
I heard she's a madridman member

MadridMan, if you need me to sit between Asterault and Toddy, let me know.

Penelope Cruz is NOT hot, and she's a member of that other wannabe site, since she's always second place with a good thing [see "Tom"]....

CaliBasco [Who was last seen poking other internet site proprietors!] :p :p

I agree with Calibasco, Penelope is not hot and if she wasn't famous and just a regular person, half the people that are looking at her now, would never take a second glance.

But you know, fame has a way of making everyone look a little sexy... look at Ben Afflect and Franka Potente, both average people, but now everyone thinks they are one of the most 50 beautiful people in the world.

Maybe I should become famous and then George Clooney will take a second look at me

roses

Listen, "CaliBasco," if that is your real name... betta watch it... The MM (the other "MM" - the evil one) crew has hired me to take you out... last seen in a McDonalds in Barcelona... watch it 'vato, I got a Filet-O-Fish.

You better watch it Cali...I have met Aster personally and he means business...

And if you aren´t careful, Penelope might lash you with a wet french fry...afterall, the last time I saw her she was hawking that Catalan Cava... Frexinet here on TV around New Year´s...

Oooh ooohh...I can see it now, Calibasco and Asterault tussling on the floor of a BK in Barcelona over a dried up fillet-o-fish with Penelope lashing them with a wet french fry...

Sorry, my imagination got the better of me... was just trying to cruise back on track (pun totally intended) with Penelope.

Ok, I´ll shut up now!