Geez Louise!

The US upsets Portugal in the world cup? Next thing you know Miami will be seeking to host the winter olympics games - When you throw a ball at an American kid they catch it with their hands, they don't kick it, or bounce it off their heads! The only American who I can recall doing that was Jose Canseco when a baseball he was trying to catch conked him on the head and went over the wall for a home run!!! Needless to say, Jose has spent years trying to live that one down, and the last few trying to find enough room to bend over and tie his shoes since he has gotten a "bit rotund."

Next thing you know Calibasco will be seen running down the field for the US futbol team on a break-away, and out of the corner of our eye we'll see the dreaded Anchovy plodding towards him intent on cutting him off from the goal line, for the Engish side! Just the collision, and choice words, will be enough for me to pay the price of admission -

Wolf (Who's sports playing days are over, fortunately - :p )