So we know MM will be heading back to the US (hopefully via a less circuitous route than he had to take on the way to Spain!) soon, his bags laden with contraband hams and cheeses, six kegs of Mahou, some pulpo on dry ice, and 50 cans of olives. Shall we meet him at the airport for a big feast? Or perhaps alert the ham-sniffing dogs?

Safe travels home, MM--we know you'll be sad to leave!

And is it really possible that nobody (aside from people you planned to meet) recognized you from the site? I don't believe it!!