Anchovy,

Definitely add speedos to the "unacceptable" list. About the only people who can wear those things are pro bicycle racers, and a few swimmers.

If I tried to get into one of those things I'd look like several hot air balloons bonded together in flight, half of them not being fully inflated.

Of course... if you're 6-2... weigh about 140 lbs and ripped... you may be able to pull it off. That's not me... In fact, I'm bigger than two of those guys

According to my wife, I should start buying my clothes from Omar the Tent Maker. I guess that meant that the diet she put me on has to work... or else

Wolf (Who shops at the big man shops)