Hi Anchovy
Can't help with the accommodation query I'm afraid
GO to Motril if you must (I like it anyway, although when I was there I spent a large amount of time in the massive supermarket wondering how I could release the dalmation puppies caged up ready for sale
)
BUT - I would give Robert a wide berth if I were you - I'm sure you could be more entertaining yourselves on the ramparts of the castle at neighbouring Salobrena .. go on, give him a run for his money