Sounds like you both need a Numan, cia at the singles' bar...

CaliBasco, you're wrong, I already Merida Spaniard ages ago....

EU tu? Ay Merida Spaniard tu! She is "Real" pretty.

Real-ly? D you have kids? Ci,u dad already!
Lugo those kids running around!

My ex-husband is from Wisconsin. Cheese, I'm glad he's gone--just in queso you're wondering!

Ferrol it's worth, I'm relieved that you got rid of the cheese before it got pitifully moldy. Lastima looked, old Wisconsin cheese wasn't pretty....

I'm amaized at how corny these are getting. I had some puns that would make you green with envy, but I don't know verde went.

Corny, you say, aphra? as maiz-tro of the craft, you shouldn't complain... besides, we haven't exhausted all the Spanish cities and towns yet. Zamora the puns, the better, I think.

These puns Alarcón-y. I'll leave it to you all, Mijas keep reading. Baiona-t note.

whaaa, nevado, i cannot figure out 'baiona-t note'. Buy on a t-note? help! That one was a pun-zada in my linguistic heart, and it injured my pundonor.