Oh boy, MM - jobs REALLY are just a way to get back to Spain - both in reality and via imagination - by opening your site before even looking at emails!

I can't believe that I am such a dork that I actually looked at those.

Perhaps I need to reevaluate my 'obsession' with this site. Perhaps the metaphor for Madridman as Jesus preaching to hamburger heads like me wasn't so absurd after all...

Okay. It's official. This thread is absolutely THE DUMBEST thing I've ever done with this message board.

BUT, now that I've started it I might as well finish the nonsense, right? Sheesh! Okay. Here goes.... For those of you who are really bored enough to be curious. heheheehee...

The following are images of the one-man carpet-cleaning crew that...ummm... CLEANED my carpets! (no metaphors going on here either)

0 - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11

<Yawn!> It's okay. Y'all (hehehe) can take your afternoon naps now.

Saludos, MadridMan

[This message has been edited by MadridMan (edited 10-25-2000).]

Nicole, there's medication for people like you and the prescription can be filled by your friendly neighborhood travel agent or a winning lottery ticket to allow you to live comfortably in SPAIN!!!!! Hahahaa!!

Also Nicole, your message looks out of order because as I was editing my posting you had read and replied to one of the previous, crappier of my postings. You made me laugh out loud with your "Jesus preaching to hamburger heads" comment. That WAS the freakiest MadridMan.com "converted" (pun) *I'D* ever seen. That's for sure!

Well, if nothing else, MadridMan's Message Board gives us all something to look forward to every day. I know I'm anxious to read the new, late night postings when I get up in the mornings.

Saludos, Madrid "The Hamburger Headed" Man

MM_
Are you sure you want to put Mama Rosa on the water bed? She might think you're too much of a swinger for her baby!

hamburger heads, sex, clean carpets and Jesus - 'least it's creative albeit a bit lame .... Why am I having visions of a 76 year old dona dressed in, of course, black
t-r-y-i-n-g to get her balance on a waterbed .....

you guys are all making LOL with these images... as for the carpet thread (!), it's bare already. A pretty weird idea, MM, but only because we wonder what else you could train your little spy video on. So, how's Mama Rosa doing on her trip??? IMWTK