yeah, full of people looking for hostals!

yes, a safe, clean, heated, cheap hostal where women can safely get tickets to bullfights while watching the storks flying overhead at the retiro.... and with a safe deposit box, too! jajaja. bromas para lectores adictos a este sitio....

while eating suckling pig while drinking café con leche...

But my question, rgf, is IS that woman wearing Nike tennis shoes and cargo shorts? And should she take the hope diamond to the hostal owners as a gift of goodwill? Let's suggest that they accept flowers from the gyspy women and pull out their wallet and have her ask the gypsy woman to take what she needs. And don't forget playing a quick game of poker with the friendly-folk in the Tirso de Molina subway stop while passing through with partially unzipped backpack and visible dollar bills pointing out.

Oh...by the way, *I* have a question. Where can I find 5-star hotel in the classic, old section for under 2,000pts.? Where, you ask? You'll have to figure that out for yourself since I didn't put it in my subject line or indicate such in this message. hehehe.. Just teasing, everyone (who reads this). And here's a tip: don't stand up on your seat (wearing white shorts and your favorite Nike t-shirt) at the bullfights and shout, "HEY!! WHERE THE F*** IS THE BEER MAN?!!"

Words to not live by, MadridMan

Nah, we are going to stand up and shout, where the F*** is MADRIDMAN??? tu abuela en tenis (Nike)

Thanks guys for the best laugh of the day!!!

Truly, MM's post had me chuckling OUT LOUD-- good thing I am working at home today!!! Keep up the buen humor, MM. And just think, soon you will BE THERE!! (celos, celos)

Well, here you have it, some interesting trivia about Spain that you won't find in the cheesy tourism books!!
Bullfights are safe for women?? Yeah, count me in! I'll be there right after I pick up a stud and some tacos at the hardware store...