I came through customs in Atlanta, yesterday from Spain, and witnessed the saddest thing.
An elderly Spanish man had all his jamon, chorizo and lomo confiscated from customs...and it was all vacum-packed.
I felt bad for him, but it distracted customs for me and they actually let me take my bocadillo de jamon through.
Never one for lying, I declared I had a "ham sandwich", at which point the customs officer asked to see it. I took the baquette out of my bag and waved it at him. He laughed and gave me a look like he had to take it from me. Well, I must have looked devestated, I said, "Please, NO, I'll eat it right here!" He whispered, "Put it back in your bag and have a nice day!"
Needless to say, I had a great lunch today in the teacher's lounge!!! :p