OK, call me weird, but I love testing out these machine translation systems. They're generally terrible, but pretty funny. Here are the English translations produced by this one of a few Spanish phrases.
!Oye tio, que pasa!
It hears uncle, what passes!
Hasta la vista!
Until the view!
!Cuanto te quiero, vida mia!
How much do I want you, life mine!
Ay, ay, ay, ay
Canta y no llores
Oh, oh, oh, oh
it Sings and not you cry
!Hombre, qué programa más tonto!
!Man, what program more fool!